The other day I was browsing 2nd largest online marketplace in Russia. It has the “For Adults” category with an option to sort products by popularity and I got naturally curious about what do Russian people use to penetrate each other with nowadays.
There were few things I noticed (will probably write about it later) but most interesting finding was made in “Sex Machines” sub-category.
If you want to purchase a most commonly-sold sex machine in Sweden, you’ll have to choose among aggregates which look like this:
It usually has a crank mechanism - cheap and simple way to convert rotation of an electric motor into sliding of whatever. Shape and form of devices vary a bit but remains very simple overall. Apparently people buy these things for their fuctionality and not for the looks.
Well not in Russia. Same machines are sold there but most popular ones are branded as “fuck-machinegun”. And they look like ones:
Unexpected war aftermath.